Cristina: WHERE DID HE PULL THAT FLAIL OUT OF?
Em: MUFASA'S BACK, BITCHES.
Cristina: This guy is the smartest one in the whole place. *English soldier surrenders* "Nope. I don't get paid enough for this."
Sarah: Everyone he loves dies. He should get that checked out.
Em: Hamish's dad is my Patronus.
Cristina: HE'S BATSHIT CRAZY AND I LOVE IT.
Em: All mullets, all the time.
Cristina: We haven't seen sunlight this entire movie. It's always raining or overcast.
Em: The Scottish don't actually know that the sun exists.
Em: Guys, I wanna try woad.
Em: OH. DON'T CRY, PRECIOUS SHORTBREAD.
Sarah: *mistakes Scotland for Ireland*
Em: HOW DARE YOU.
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